Pay Attention: This Will Be On The Test

Son of Batman 2014 - Trailer

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let’s do something insane like save the world.”

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I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

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Spider-Man — Todd McFarlane


Spider-Man — Todd McFarlane


If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget

- A Welcome to Night Vale drinking game

Take a shot when:

  • The Void is mentioned
  • The glow cloud is mentioned (+ 1 extra if it is dropping animals)
  • Cecil gets possessed
  • Cecil questions his own existence
  • You are told that something isn’t real
  • Strexcorp is mentioned
  • The Sheriff’s secret police/the city council makes a correction
  • Cecil mentions spiders
  • Desert bluffs is mentioned
  • The words howling, understand, chant and scream are used

Finish your drink when:

  • Carlos (sweet imperfect Carlos) is mentioned
  • Carlos talks about science
  • Steve Carlsberg (what a jerk) is mentioned
  • Cecil talks about and/or questions natural phenomenons 
  • Khoshekh is mentioned
  • Someone else than Cecil is talking
  • Cecil is being passive aggressive/sarcastic
  • An intern dies/disappears 
  • Someone speaks Russian
  • Cecil says “Goodnight, Night Vale. Goodnight”

Have fun and drink safely! 

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lets play a game called are u bad at texting back or do u hate me

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I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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This guy has the biggest balls

i just have one question to ask you son

did she say yes?


hell ye

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